The Sperm Lover - One babe's love for jizz

The Sperm Lover Review

	"One babe's love for jizz" » Exclusive Content The blonde star of thespermlover.com, Elise, doesn't just love sperm, she loves sucking, fucking, masturbating, and every other naughty thing she can get away with, which seems like a lot! You can see her in high quality videos getting down and dirty!
» Launched On: 2006.06.01 » Reviewed On: 2007.05.13 » Updated On: 2008.04.07	» Filed Under: Cum Shots \| Blowjobs \| Hardcore Sex

Enter The Sperm Lover

» Site Facts:
Price Options: - $29.96 / 30 day(s) recurring - $39.96 / 30 day(s) - $69.00 / 90 day(s) recurring	Pictures: - Picture Sets: 73+ - Average Pics / Set: 100 - Zipped Sets: Yes - High-Rez Pics: Yes
Videos: - Video Scenes: 47+ - Average Scene Length: 15 min(s) - Full Length Videos: Yes - DRM Protection: No - Streaming Support: No	Video Formats: - WMV (852x480 - 2200k)

» Pros:	» Cons:
- Exclusive content - Bonus sites available - Quality is good overall	- No more updates - Doesn't really stick to sperm lover theme - No trial option

» Review by Becky:

Elise is a cute little blonde thing who just loves the taste of cum. On her site, thespermlover.com, she states that she "can't go a day without hot jizz." Sounds like most men's dream come true! Her tour pages showed picture after picture of Elise sucking cock, sometimes in one-on-one encounters, sometimes in threesomes, and sometimes in groups with her friends. There were also a few shots of Elise alone and playing with her cute little pussy. Things seemed like a standard single model, hardcore site where the focus would be squarely on Elise, The Sperm Lover.

All of the videos I watched looked stunningly crisp and clear.

Once I was inside and checking out the pictures and videos, I started noticing that I wasn't seeing much of Elise. I took a closer look and realized that the latest several months' worth of materials didn't have a single sign of the pretty blonde "star" of the site. Furthermore, the most recent update was over four months prior to the day I visited the site. Even worse, these non-Elise updates don't feature any blow jobs, hardcore fucking, or sperm of any kind, for one simple reason: they're all either lesbian or solo scenes without a dick in sight. If I'm remembering fifth grade health class correctly, women don't produce sperm, so I'm not sure what these scenes are doing on a site called The Sperm Lover. It seems like they ran out of material with Elise and just decided to put up any videos, even if they have nothing to do with the site.

There are 47 videos on the site, all available for download in WMV format only. The bitrates tend to vary a bit, but I saw figures as high as 1700 kbps. All of the videos I watched looked stunningly crisp and clear. They are filmed in widescreen and look great enlarged for full screen viewing. In fact, these look better than a lot of porn DVDs you'll see. The videos average about 15 minutes long, and most are downloaded in two pieces, though some are available full length as well. The 73 picture sets at thespermlover average around 100 images each. Sizes vary considerably from about 700 to over 1200 pixels on the long side, and ZIP files are provided.

Elise is a cute little blonde thing who just loves the taste of cum.

Access to The Sperm Lover includes bonus membership to four other sites. There is also a message board for Elise, but there was just one thread from a member enquiring over and over again about updates, without answer. When it comes down to it, even with the amazingly high quality videos here, this site just doesn't really cut it with off-topic materials and no further updates. Membership is around $29 for 30 days.

» Updates:

Last Update On 2008.04.07 by Becky:

Elise from thespermlover.com must have found a way to live without her daily dose of sperm long ago because her site hasn't been updated since before the time of my original review. The off-topic lesbian materials are still here and overall I think the site leaves a lot to be desired.

However, everything is exclusive and the quality is pretty nice, so all things considered I think this one could be worth checking out as long as you go in knowing the issues.

Enter The Sperm Lover

Overall Score 70.0 /100
Content
Quantity:	7.0/15
Quality:	10.0/10
Entertain:	11.0/15
Updates:	1.0/10
Exclusivity:	5.0/5
Download:	5.0/5
Sub-Total:	39.0/60
Navigation
Ease:	7.0/10
Features:	3.0/5
Design:	3.0/5
Sub-Total:	13.0/20
Cost
Value	13.0/20
Other
Adjustment:	5.0/5
Rating Criteria

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