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Desperate Grannies Review
Enter Desperate Grannies "Grandma needs some lovin'"
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Just because the babes at desperategrannies.com are older than most stars doesn't mean they don't still want to fuck! These horny grandmas are ready, willing, and able to masturbate, fuck, suck, and do just about every other naughty deed out there!
» Reviewed On: 2008.03.08
» Updated On: 2009.05.17
» Filed Under:
Mature | Amateur | Hardcore Sex
Enter Desperate Grannies
» Site Facts:
Price Options:
- $29.95 / 30 day(s) recurring
Pictures:
- Picture Sets: 46+
- Average Pics / Set: 50
- Zipped Sets: No
- High-Rez Pics: No
Videos:
- Video Scenes: 10+
- Average Scene Length: 20 min(s)
- Full Length Videos: No
- DRM Protection: No
- Streaming Support: No
Video Formats:
- WMV (320x240 - 350k)
» Pros: » Cons:
- Sticks to the granny porn theme
- Lots of bonus feeds and 10+ bonus sites
- Simple to use
- Small collection
- Too expensive for what you get
- Materials could be much nicer
- Does not appear to update
» Review by Becky:
There are plenty of mature themed sites out there dedicated to MILFs, but not as many to GILFs. That's the granny version of a MILF in case you can't tell. Desperategrannies.com is here to prove that even though grandma might be old, she's not dead yet and until she is, she's going to keep on fucking!

There is a decent sized collection of bonus feeds and sites offered for free with membership to desperategrannies...

Desperate Grannies promises 100's of grannies and high quality content on the tour. I suppose the "high quality" claim is a bit open to interpretation, but personally, I do not consider 320x240 pixel, 350 kbps bitrate videos to be high quality. In fact, I consider it to be quite low quality, and these videos certainly aren't suitable for enlarging to any degree, particularly to full screen. As for the first claim of "100's of grannies," well, that's simply not true as you will soon find out.

Desperategrannies.com is here to prove that even though grandma might be old, she's not dead yet and until she is, she's going to keep on fucking!

Desperategrannies has just 10 undated videos in the members area. The average length is about 20 minutes, and these flicks are very amateur in nature and some even appear to be home movies. As I mentioned before, the quality is rather on the poor side. The color balance and lighting is terrible, and it seems like whoever filmed most of these knows nothing about how to film a porn scene. The videos are a mixture of solo masturbation and a few hardcore scenes as well. One thing worth noting was that one of the videos seemed to be nothing more than one of those ads they play sometimes at the beginning of a porn DVD where you see a brief section of a scene, and then the video cover image, followed by another scene.

The photo section at Desperate Grannies is larger than the video section by far, but not quite large enough to make up for the tiny movie selection or hit the goal of "100's of grannies." The 46 picture sets found here average 50 images each, and ZIP files are not offered. Quality wise, some of these are a few steps up from the level of the videos, but others are right on par with them and look quite amateur (and not in a good way.) The photos are on the small side at around 600x450 pixels.

There is a decent sized collection of bonus feeds and sites offered for free with membership to desperategrannies, and that helps, but with no sign of updates forthcoming here, the poor quality of the materials and the overall lackluster feel of this site, I'm just not sure that some bonuses are enough to make the site worth joining. A 30 day membership is around $29 if you'd like to check it out.
» Updates:
Last Update On 2009.05.17 by Becky:

Here at desperategrannies.com, there has unfortunately not been much, if any, improvement. The collection does not appear to have grown and the upcoming updates section for the network as a whole lists absolutely nothing.

I'm still far from impressed with this one, but you may want to join up for the over 10 bonus sites and dozens of third party feeds.
Enter Desperate Grannies
 
Overall Score
52.0 /100
Content
Quantity: 6.0/15
Quality: 5.0/10
Entertain: 10.0/15
Updates: 0.0/10
Exclusivity: 0.0/5
Download: 3.0/5
Sub-Total: 24.0/60
Navigation
Ease: 7.5/10
Features: 3.0/5
Design: 2.0/5
Sub-Total: 12.5/20
Cost
Value 12.0/20
Other
Adjustment: 3.5/5
Rating Criteria
» Members Area:
Desperate Grannies Member Entrance Desperate Grannies Picture Gallery
Desperate Grannies Picture Sample Desperate Grannies Movie Gallery
Desperate Grannies Bonus Page