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Enter Church Upskirts "You're going to hell!"
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Church is an incredibly mind-numbing, boring experience. Who could blame you for wanting to spice things up a bit? shows you what's under those church girls' skirts in exclusive videos and photos. Suddently, church can be fun again!
» Launched On: 2003.01.01
» Reviewed On: 2008.01.20
» Filed Under:
Upskirt | Voyeur | Panties
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» Site Facts:
Price Options:
- $29.95 / 30 day(s) recurring (1 site)
- $34.95 / 30 day(s) recurring (5 sites)
- $39.95 / 30 day(s) recurring (31 sites)
- Picture Sets: 90+
- Average Pics / Set: 25
- Zipped Sets: Yes
- High-Rez Pics: No
- Video Scenes: 17+
- Average Scene Length: 1 min(s)
- Full Length Videos: Yes
- DRM Protection: No
- Streaming Support: No
Video Formats:
- AVI (320x240 - 2200k)
- RM (320x240 - 250k)
- WMV (480x360 - 1100k)
» Review by Becky:
If there's anything better than porn, it's religiously subversive porn. At, you can see what all the sweet little innocent church girls are wearing under their skirts for Sunday morning services. The site's motto is "the devil made me do it." I think Satan himself is calling us into this site!

While I appreciate the attempt at the religious theme here at, I can't say that I think they pulled it off too well overall. Most of these upskirt shots look like, well, upskirt shots, and you really can't see anything other than the skirt, the panties and the girl, so it's pretty impossible to see if there's any "church" type background or anything. It's all obviously set up anyway, so I was hoping they'd at least get some pews or something to shoot on. In the images where you can make out some of the background, they mostly appear to be shot in homes or on the street. Some of the scenes are obviously not even attempting to stick to the theme and take place in locker rooms or other settings.

There are 90 photo sets and 17 videos available on the site currently. Church Upskirts claims to update weekly, but this seems to be one of those sites where content is rotated off or dates are fudged, because somehow, even with weekly "updates," the site never seems to get any bigger. The "online confessional" mentioned on the tour, where members can post naughty church related stories, no longer exists. I get the feeling the site has been abandoned.

The photos here at churchupskirts are about what you would expect for this type of material in terms of quality. Some look much better than others depending on the lighting and other factors. Some are barely more than shadows that might possibly be a skirt. The sets average about 25 pictures each, and usually feature multiple girls, and ZIP files are offered. The video clips, which seem to have even less to do with church than the photos and feature everything from dance parties to strippers on a pole, can be downloaded with various options including WMV, iPod, MOV and MPEG formats. They run an average of one minute each.

Church Upskirts is part of the very popular Lightspeed network, and as a part of the whole, it may be an OK addition to the package, but on its own, it's just a mediocre upskirt (and sometimes non-upskirt) collection. Membership to one site is around $29 for 30 days. You can get a package of five sites for around $34 for 30 days, or get the whole Lightspeed network of over 30 sites for around $39 for 30 days.
Enter Church Upskirts
Overall Score
67.5 /100
Quantity: 7.0/15
Quality: 8.0/10
Entertain: 11.0/15
Updates: 0.0/10
Exclusivity: 5.0/5
Download: 5.0/5
Sub-Total: 36.0/60
Ease: 7.0/10
Features: 3.5/5
Design: 3.0/5
Sub-Total: 13.5/20
Value 13.0/20
Adjustment: 5.0/5
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