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It's getting harder to make a name for yourself in the wild world of porn these days, and some producers are truly digging deep to come up with original ideas. Here at asssomoothie.com, you can see just how far some people are willing to go to shock! |
» Launched On: 2007.10.01
» Reviewed On: 2008.09.11 |
» Filed Under:
Anal
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Bizarre
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High Def
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Price Options:
- $4.9 / 2 day(s) recurring Full access, recurs at $36.90
- $34.9 / 30 day(s) recurring
- $78.9 / 90 day(s)
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Pictures:
- Picture Sets: 34+
- Average Pics / Set: 96
- Zipped Sets: No
- High-Rez Pics: No
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Videos:
- Video Scenes: 79+
- Average Scene Length: 7 min(s)
- Full Length Videos: Yes
- DRM Protection: No
- Streaming Support: No |
Video Formats:
- WMV (1280x720 - 3500k)
- WMV (1440x1080 - 3500k)
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- Exclusive materials
- 18 bonus sites
- Very high quality videos
- Weekly updates
- Full access trial |
- Very little erotic or entertainment value in my opinion
- No actual sex
- Some scenes have no nudity either
- Above average price
- Trial recurs at a hgiher rate |
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In the world of porn, originality definitely counts for something, but as I perused the pages of the brand new site asssmoothie.com, I found myself seriously questioning just how much it counts for. Here at this very bizarre site, I didn't see any fucking, blow jobs, pussy eating or solo dildo play, but what I did see, I wish I hadn't. Basically it goes down like this: you get a babe who seems like she's wild enough to do just about anything, and then you give her the proposal. Mix up some ingredients, maybe a little banana, a little strawberry, pour it in her ass, have her squirt it out and then drink it. Erotic? I suppose that's in the eye of the beholder.
Mix up some ingredients, maybe a little banana, a little strawberry, pour it in her ass, have her squirt it out and then drink it.
I've seen porn babes do some crazy stuff, but even among the truly wild there are those who draw the line when it comes to drinking things out of their ass. Ass Smoothie doesn't just bring you the videos of the girls who said yes, but also the videos of the girls who said no. I think Shy Love put it best when she said "I'm Shy Love, why the fuck do I need to drink something out of my ass? Why don't you go and drink something out of someone's ass?" My thoughts exactly, Shy. So far there are around 79 videos and 34 photo sets available here and it looks like updates are coming weekly. Keep in mind that these 79 scenes include both the girls who went through with things and those who didn't, so at least some of these are nothing more than an interview without even any nudity.
I have to admit that my weak stomach didn't allow me to watch much of the footage here, but I did download several flicks to check out the quality, and they all look great as far as that goes. Each flick can be downloaded in WMV format in three quality levels, the highest of which is what I would consider high-def at 1280-1440 pixels on the long side with a bitrate of 3500 kbps. If you do want to see all the up close and nasty ass action here, you will definitely have no trouble with the video quality. The videos average only about seven minutes each while the medium sized photos are found in sets of about 110.
...these 79 scenes include both the girls who went through with things and those who didn't, so at least some of these are nothing more than an interview without even any nudity.
I wasn't a big fan of asssmoothie, and it's not just because I personally find the idea disgusting. It's really more to do with the fact that I think the scenes here have very limited entertainment value. Those with strong stomachs may want to watch a few of these very short scenes and laugh, but will they be turned on? In my opinion, most likely they will not. I think this site is best viewed as part of an overall package which includes plenty of bonus material featuring actual porn and not just silly gross out gimmicks that have limited appeal. The bonus network includes 18 full sites plus various bonus content and a members' forum and is worth a look at only around $4 for a two day, full access trial. |
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| Quantity: |
7.0/15 |
| Quality: |
10.0/10 |
| Entertain: |
10.5/15 |
| Updates: |
7.0/10 |
| Exclusivity: |
5.0/5 |
| Download: |
3.0/5 |
| Ease: |
8.0/10 |
| Features: |
3.5/5 |
| Design: |
3.5/5 |
| Value |
14.5/20 |
| Adjustment: |
5.0/5 |
| Rating Criteria |
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