REAL INTERNET SLUTS Chapter I A NEW WORLD Its was ALL just an accident. I didn't even MEAN to look for REAL women on the internet. I was in a relationship that wasn't very sexual, so I found myself J.O. about four times a day to porn. These porn sites had pop-ups. And one of the first pop-ups I saw was AFF. I didn't subscribe right away. I wasn't going to cheat on my girlfriend with an ACTUAL INTERNET SLUT. LOL. At the time I thought I had morals…. After a pretty bad break up with an HONEST explanation (told her she was a ROCK in bed), I started to spend more time on the internet. Chat rooms, tours on dating sites…you know, all the typical shit you do on a Friday night when your at home alone and you need some pussy!...Well, I THOUGHT I wanted a NICE girl…. So the first website I joined was MATCH. It was a very popular dating website even three years ago. I NEVER thought I would find so many dirty little girls on MATCH. Within the first month on Match I had fucked four women on the first date… and two others on the second date. Three of the women didn't call me for a second date….LOL… I must of went through ten women in three months…easy…. I had no idea it was THIS easy!...lol… But I wanted it even EASIER…. I didn't want to go to dinner and a movie EVERY time I just wanted to fuck..... although it was fun, my wallet was getting thinner and thinner…. I had a couple of fuck buddies by now… but I still wanted more…..At the time I figured I was doing pretty good. I had just joined YAHOO personals too…. And the emails were flowing in!... I never bullshitted the ladies. I ALWAYS told them I was JUST out of a relationship and I wasn't sure if I wanted to DIVE into an exclusive relationship. The KEY was to look for women who had the SAME thing in their profiles. At first the women werent as hot or dirty as I was hoping. But that changed in August of '03. I met this GORGEOUS BLOND who lived about 20 mins south of me. We will call her T. T had been single for over a year (pussy hadnt been touched in over a year too). Her pics were ok, she was thin and had a great smile. Pics can be TOTALLY misleading though. Be careful and ALWAYS ask through email about the pics…Don't come right out and ask…. "HOW LONG AGO WERE THESE PICS TAKEN?"… you mind as well be asking …:"I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR NOT FAT!!!... youll never get ANY pussy if you approach it like that. You want to SEEM interested. Comment on the photos. Write the girls back and say something like….. " Your girlfriends and you look really cute all dressed up!!" .. .. that comment works EVERYTIME. Right away the woman will probably go into this HUGE explanation about WHEN the pic was taken and what they were going to do that night. The point was to GET the date of the pic! You don't want a pic that's more than a year old….. over a year and your just setting yourself up for disaster. Ive met some hot girls on websites…. But Ive met some FUGLIES too!... Just KNOW HOW to get pertinent info without being a dumb ass redneck about it! Ok… back to T. I first emailed her with the classic one liner…. "I CALL BULLSHIT!! Make that your headline. The first words these women read should SPARK their interest. Im sure they get A LOT of cheesy one liners…. "YOUR GORGEOUS" or "LOVE YOUR SMILE!"… That shit just makes me laugh. Can you imagine how many guys are emailing thee girls? Its EASILY four or five to one when it comes down to ratio's. These women see cheesy comment and the run…. Just doesn't work. What you NEED to do is call them out….. make them NOTICE you. "I CALL BULLSHIT" refers to their WHOLE profile. It states right away that I don't believe they are real. I use that headline to GET there attention, then in the email you will find a short two or three sentence explanation that goes something like this: EMAIL HEADLINE: I CALL BULLSHIT!! EMAIL: There is no way someone SO fucking hot is for real!... No damn way!... Just too damn gorgeous to be real…..~~~ Dirty D. PS… DitryD@msn IM/email if you are….lol This headline and email have been responsible for THOUSANDS of emails from hot chics…. And hundreds of hook ups. I used it for the first time on T. She didn't look THAT hot in her pics on MATCH, but pics can be decieving. So I emailed her on like a Wednesday, and by Friday she was on my MSN messenger and we were chatting. Once you get their attention with the emails, its pretty easy to start chatting. A lot of the girls add you after the FIRST email, and THOSE are the dirty little sluts I love the MOST!...lol…